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Holiday Shirts That Ruin Christmas Cheer

Tired of ugly sweaters and cheesy holiday slogans? Same. Our holiday shirts bring sarcasm and dark humor to the most wonderful time of the year. Whether you’re sick of family dinners, hate Valentine’s Day, or just want to skip holiday cheer altogether, these tees give the season a reality check.
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Totally Bat Shit Crazy Shirt
From $27.99
Here Lies My Mental Stability Shirt
From $27.99
Witches Girls Will Be Girls Shirt
From $27.99
The Lucky Club St Patricks Day Shirt
From $27.99
Who Needs Luck With All This Charm Shirt
From $27.99
Lucky Drinking Shirt
From $27.99
Pat Mccrotch Irish Pub Shirt
From $27.99
Love Is In The Air Anti Valentines Shirt
From $27.99
Anti Valentines Day Candy Hearts Shirt
From $27.99
Just Waiting For Valentine's Day Shirt - Skeleton
From $27.99
Just Waiting For Valentine's Day Shirt
From $27.99
YUP Still Single Shirt
From $27.99
I Heard You Like The Silent Type Shirt
From $27.99
I Heard You Like The Silent Type Sweatshirt
From $34.99
I'd Kill To Be Your Valentine Sweatshirt
From $34.99
I'd Kill To Be Your Valentine Shirt
From $27.99
The Boys Of Valentine Shirt
From $27.99
The Boys Of Valentine Sweatshirt
From $34.99
I'd Hit That Shirt - Cupid
From $27.99
Nah, I'm Good Shirt
From $27.99
I Want A Pittopotomus For Christmas Shirt
From $27.99
Thug Life Christmas Story Shirt
From $27.99
Big Nick Energy Shirt
From $27.99
My Sack Is Huge Shirt
From $27.99
Well Hung Shirt
From $27.99
Funny Donkey Nobody Likes A Half Assed Jingler Hoodie
From $39.99
Rockin' Around The Christmas Tree Shirt
From $27.99
Nutcracker What's Crackin Shirt
From $27.99
Red Ryder BB Gun Shirt
From $27.99
Surviving The Holidays One Meltdown At A Time Shirt
From $27.99
It’s Fine This is Fine Everything’s Fine Sweatshirt
$35.99
Christmas It's fine This is Fine Everything's Fine Shirt
From $27.99
You Ain't Getting Shit Shirt
From $27.99
Your Mom Knows I'm Real Shirt
From $27.99
In this house Halloween Shirt
From $27.99
Get a Man That Will Chase After You Shirt
From $27.99

Funny Holiday Shirts That Roast the Season

Holiday cheer is overrated. Our Funny Holiday Shirts are for the realists - the people who’d rather make fun of traditions than pretend to love them. From sarcastic Christmas tees to dark humor Halloween shirts, Salty Grit turns every holiday into a roast session. Perfect for family gatherings, office parties, or any seasonal nonsense you’d rather not be part of. Celebrate holidays the salty way: with a sarcastic shirt that speaks louder than carols.