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Holiday Shirts That Ruin Christmas Cheer

Tired of ugly sweaters and cheesy holiday slogans? Same. Our holiday shirts bring sarcasm and dark humor to the most wonderful time of the year. Whether you’re sick of family dinners, hate Valentine’s Day, or just want to skip holiday cheer altogether, these tees give the season a reality check.
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Funny Holiday Shirts That Roast the Season

Holiday cheer is overrated. Our Funny Holiday Shirts are for the realists - the people who’d rather make fun of traditions than pretend to love them. From sarcastic Christmas tees to dark humor Halloween shirts, Salty Grit turns every holiday into a roast session. Perfect for family gatherings, office parties, or any seasonal nonsense you’d rather not be part of. Celebrate holidays the salty way: with a sarcastic shirt that speaks louder than carols.