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Holiday Shirts That Ruin Christmas Cheer

Tired of ugly sweaters and cheesy holiday slogans? Same. Our holiday shirts bring sarcasm and dark humor to the most wonderful time of the year. Whether you’re sick of family dinners, hate Valentine’s Day, or just want to skip holiday cheer altogether, these tees give the season a reality check.
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Thug Life Villians Shirt
From $27.99
There's Some Horrors In This House Shirt
From $27.99
This Santa Loves Going Down Shirt
From $27.99
This Santa Loves Going Down Sweatshirt
From $35.99
Just The Tip Halloween Shirt
From $27.99
Feral Girl Halloween Shirt
From $27.99
Boozin' Through The Holidays Shirt
From $28.99
Santa I Deliver All Night Long Shirt
From $27.99
Rollin' Into The Holidays Shirt
From $27.99
Retro Girl Christmas Shirt
From $27.99
Nuggets Buckets Shirt
From $27.99
Dead Tired But Still Flying Shirt
From $27.99
Momster Shirt
From $27.99
Just Trying To Keep It Together Shirt
From $27.99
Festive Christmas Anxiety Shirt
From $27.99
Here For The Boos Shirt
From $27.99
The Boo-tles Shirt
From $27.99
Old Fashioned Witch Shirt
From $27.99
I'm Freaking Melting Shirt
From $27.99
Old Fashioned Witch Shirt
From $27.99
Shit Stirrers Social Club Shirt
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One Two Freddy's Coming For You Shirt
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Freak In The Sheets Shirt
From $27.99
Very Mindful Very Cutesy Very Demure V-neck Shirt
From $28.99
Very Mindful Very Cutesy Very Demure Shirt
From $27.99
Time To Stir The Pot Shirt
From $27.99
Bat Shit Crazy Shirt
From $27.99
Holiday Spirit Cocktail Club Shirt
From $27.99
Let's Get Hammered 4th of July Shirt
From $27.99
Stars and Stripes Shirt
From $27.99
Made In America T-Shirt
From $27.99
Merry Christmas Middle Finger T-Shirt
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Spilling The Tea Since 1773 T-Shirt
From $27.99

Funny Holiday Shirts That Roast the Season

Holiday cheer is overrated. Our Funny Holiday Shirts are for the realists - the people who’d rather make fun of traditions than pretend to love them. From sarcastic Christmas tees to dark humor Halloween shirts, Salty Grit turns every holiday into a roast session. Perfect for family gatherings, office parties, or any seasonal nonsense you’d rather not be part of. Celebrate holidays the salty way: with a sarcastic shirt that speaks louder than carols.