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They Call Me Ranch Shirt


$27.99

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They Call Me Ranch 'Cause I Be Dressing. Finally, a shirt for the guy who brings main-character energy to the condiment aisle. This funny graphic tee features a mouse in a tuxedo looking like he has somewhere important to be—and yes, he's absolutely overdressed for the occasion. Packed with cheesy wordplay and sarcastic attitude, this shirt is perfect for ranch lovers, pun addicts, foodies, and anyone who appreciates humor that's stupid in exactly the right way. Makes a hilarious gift for dads, boyfriends, husbands, friends, coworkers, and professional smartasses.

Unisex for a classic fit for men and a "boyfriend" fit for women.

● Crewneck Cotton/Poly Blend

● Tee is super soft and comfortable

● No shrink comfort for a dependable fit wash after wash

● Ribbed collar that won't lose its shape

● Itch Free Tag-less Label

● Double-needle for durability

● Machine wash on cold

● Tumble dry on low

● Designs are printed directly onto the shirt

● Designed in the United States

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