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Tarot Card The Matriarch Shirt

$27.99
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Bow down to The Matriarch—the queen of chaos, keeper of family secrets, and CEO of I told you so. This sarcastic t-shirt is for the badass older woman who sips tea with one hand and flips the bird with the other. Holding the whole family together while dropping F-bombs like confetti? That’s her superpower. Designed like a tarot card but way more accurate, this funny shirt nails the vibe of every woman who's had enough of everyone’s crap but still shows up. For fans of offensive humor, graphic tee shirts, and not giving a damn—this one’s your crown.

● Unisex for a classic fit for men and a "boyfriend" fit for women.

● Crewneck Cotton/Poly Blend

● Tee is super soft and comfortable

● No shrink comfort for a dependable fit wash after wash

● Ribbed collar that won't lose its shape

● Itch Free Tag-less Label

● Double-needle for durability

● Machine wash on cold

● Tumble dry on low

● Designs are printed directly onto the shirt

● Designed in the United States

Shipping

Processing Time: Your item will be shipped out within 3-6 business days

Shipping Time: Please allow 4-7 days for delivery within U.S (2-3 day for priority mail upgrade), 10-15 days for international orders.

*Note holiday delivery times may vary depending on USPS shipping timelines.*

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