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Not Cold Blooded, Emotionally Detached Shirt


$27.99

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Cold-blooded? Nah. Just emotionally detached. This funny graphic tee featuring a snake wrapped in flowers delivers the perfect mix of sarcasm, dark humor, and zero feelings. Ideal for anyone who’s tired of pretending to care, this sarcastic t-shirt lets the world know you’re not mean, you’re just done. A must-have for lovers of offensive humor apparel and the perfect funny gift for unapologetically detached friends.

Unisex for a classic fit for men and a "boyfriend" fit for women.

● Crewneck Cotton/Poly Blend

● Tee is super soft and comfortable

● No shrink comfort for a dependable fit wash after wash

● Ribbed collar that won't lose its shape

● Itch Free Tag-less Label

● Double-needle for durability

● Machine wash on cold

● Tumble dry on low

● Designs are printed directly onto the shirt

● Designed in the United States

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