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Measure Once Cuss Twice Shirt


$27.99

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Measure Once, Cuss Twice because sometimes the tape measure isn't the problem. This funny construction shirt features a skeleton construction worker with a measuring tape, bringing sarcastic humor to every DIY project, job site, and home renovation. Perfect for contractors, carpenters, handymen, builders, mechanics, and DIYers who know that mistakes, crooked cuts, and questionable measurements are just part of the process. A hilarious gift for construction workers, tradesmen, DIY dads, coworkers, and anyone who loves funny shirts, graphic tee shirts, sarcastic t-shirts, and inappropriate humor apparel.

Unisex for a classic fit for men and a "boyfriend" fit for women.

● Crewneck Cotton/Poly Blend

● Tee is super soft and comfortable

● No shrink comfort for a dependable fit wash after wash

● Ribbed collar that won't lose its shape

● Itch Free Tag-less Label

● Double-needle for durability

● Machine wash on cold

● Tumble dry on low

● Designs are printed directly onto the shirt

● Designed in the United States

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