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I May Look Calm Shirt


$27.99

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If you think that chicken looks calm, think again. The I May Look Calm But Inside I Have Pecked You 3 Times funny shirt perfectly captures the inner thoughts of anyone running on caffeine, irritation, and pure self-control. This graphic tee shirt is made for people who smile on the outside while mentally keeping score. Packed with sarcastic humor and farmyard sass, this design is perfect for chicken owners, homesteaders, backyard flock enthusiasts, and anyone who appreciates offensive humor apparel with a feisty twist. A hilarious gift for the person who's one minor inconvenience away from pecking someone.

Unisex for a classic fit for men and a "boyfriend" fit for women.

● Crewneck Cotton/Poly Blend

● Tee is super soft and comfortable

● No shrink comfort for a dependable fit wash after wash

● Ribbed collar that won't lose its shape

● Itch Free Tag-less Label

● Double-needle for durability

● Machine wash on cold

● Tumble dry on low

● Designs are printed directly onto the shirt

● Designed in the United States

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