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I Don't Raise Quitters Halloween Shirt


$27.99

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I Don’t Raise Quitters. You Wanted to Be a Superhero. Because apparently saving the world, collecting enough candy to cause a sugar coma, and surviving an entire night of trick-or-treating is just part of the job. This sarcastic graphic tee is for parents who know the difference between encouraging their kids and watching them dramatically collapse on the sidewalk in a superhero costume. If your parenting style includes sarcasm, inappropriate humor, and absolutely zero patience for unnecessary whining, this funny shirt belongs in your rotation. It’s a perfect pick for moms, dads, exhausted parents, Halloween-loving families, and anyone who has ever thought, “You said you wanted this.”

Unisex for a classic fit for men and a "boyfriend" fit for women.

● Crewneck Cotton/Poly Blend

● Tee is super soft and comfortable

● No shrink comfort for a dependable fit wash after wash

● Ribbed collar that won't lose its shape

● Itch Free Tag-less Label

● Double-needle for durability

● Machine wash on cold

● Tumble dry on low

● Designs are printed directly onto the shirt

● Designed in the United States

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