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I Bury Things Shirt


$27.99

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A good gardener knows how to make things disappear underground. The "I Bury Things... Maybe Plants, Maybe People" funny shirt is perfect for those who love gardening, dark humor, and keeping everyone guessing. This graphic tee shirt combines sarcastic wit, gardening humor, and just enough suspicious energy to make people laugh and slowly back away. Whether you're planting flowers, growing vegetables, or simply cultivating an attitude, this sarcastic t-shirt is a hilarious addition to your collection. A perfect gift for gardeners, plant lovers, homesteaders, and fans of offensive humor apparel who enjoy a little mischief with their mulch.

Unisex for a classic fit for men and a "boyfriend" fit for women.

● Crewneck Cotton/Poly Blend

● Tee is super soft and comfortable

● No shrink comfort for a dependable fit wash after wash

● Ribbed collar that won't lose its shape

● Itch Free Tag-less Label

● Double-needle for durability

● Machine wash on cold

● Tumble dry on low

● Designs are printed directly onto the shirt

● Designed in the United States

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