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Funny Donkey Nobody Likes A Half Assed Jingler Hoodie


$39.99

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Spread some half-assed holiday cheer with our hilariously inappropriate Nobody Likes a Half-Assed Jingler hoodie! Featuring a festive donkey that jingles on its own terms, this sarcastic Christmas sweater is perfect for anyone who jingles all the way—with attitude. Whether you’re dashing through the snow or dodging family drama, this funny sweatshirt brings the laughs and flips the bird to boring holiday attire. Get ready to sleigh the season, one sarcastic chuckle at a time!

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Unisex for a classic sleeve fit for men and a "boyfriend" fit for women.

● Crewneck Cotton/Poly Blend

● Hoodie is super soft and comfortable

● No shrink comfort for a dependable fit wash after wash

● Ribbed collar that won't loose its shape

● Itch Free Tag-less Label

● Double needle for durability

● Machine was on cold

● Tumble dry on low

● Designs are printed directly onto the shirt

● Designed in the United States

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Processing Time: Your item will be shipped out within 3-6 business days

Shipping Time: Please allow 4-7 days for delivery within U.S (2-3 day for priority mail upgrade), 10-15 days for international orders.

*Note holiday delivery times may vary depending on USPS shipping timelines.*