Karma Has a Waitlist
You ever look at someone who has done some seriously shitty things and think:
“So... when does karma get here?”
Because apparently, karma has a fucking waitlist.
You do your best to stay in your lane. You don’t seek revenge. You don’t start shit. Meanwhile, some asshole is out there lying, screwing people over, treating everyone like garbage, and somehow life keeps handing them good parking spots.
Excuse me?
Was the karma bus full on the first pass?
Apparently, There’s a Queue
I know I’m not the only one who has watched someone get away with shit for years and thought, Surely their number is coming up. Maybe karma lost their address. Maybe they changed phone numbers. Maybe karma’s GPS keeps saying, “Recalculating.”
Or maybe there really is a long line. Because there are definitely people on my personal karma watchlist who appear to have been skipped.
And yes, I remember. I’m not bitter. I’m observant.
I’ll Wait
The older I get, the less interested I am in making things right myself. Not because I’m suddenly enlightened. Because I’ve learned something important:
Sometimes the best revenge is sitting back and watching the universe handle its own paperwork.
I don’t need to expose you. I don’t need to argue with you. I don’t need to tell everyone what you did. I’ll just grab my beer, sit back, and wait. Because eventually, people tend to meet themselves.
And when they do?
I’ll be over here like:
“Ohhh. So THAT’S what karma was working on.”
Gritty Tip of the Week
Stop checking the karma schedule. You’ll drive yourself crazy.
Let karma do its thing. Your job is to keep moving, protect your peace, and avoid becoming the asshole you’re waiting to see get what’s coming.
The Grit Fix
When someone screws you over, resist the urge to get even. Take the high road. Not because they deserve it. Because you have better shit to do.
And honestly, watching karma arrive without your fingerprints all over it is way more satisfying.
Final Flip
Maybe karma didn’t miss them. Maybe they’re just next in line.
So I’ll wait. I’ve got time. I’ve got popcorn. And I’ve definitely got a beer.
Cheers, bitches. 🍺
What’s Got You Salty?
Who’s been sitting on your personal karma waitlist way too damn long?
