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Sarcastic T-Shirts for Professional Eye-Rollers

If sarcasm is your second language, these shirts speak fluently. Forget cheesy “funny shirts”- this is witty, dry, and savage humor that says what you’re thinking before you even open your mouth. Whether you’re roasting friends, strangers, or the universe itself, our sarcastic tees let everyone know you’re two steps ahead with zero apologies.
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I'd Kill To Be Your Valentine Shirt
From $27.99
Sarcasm It's How I Hug Shirt
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Nah, I'm Good Shirt
From $27.99
What (And I Can't Stress This Enough) The Fuck Shirt
From $27.99
Let Them Hoodie
From $39.99
F-Caw-F Shirt - Crow Fuckoff
From $27.99
Surviving The Holidays One Meltdown At A Time Shirt
From $27.99
It’s Fine This is Fine Everything’s Fine Sweatshirt
$35.99
Christmas It's fine This is Fine Everything's Fine Shirt
From $27.99
We're All Crazy It's Not A Competition Shirt
From $27.99
In this house Halloween Shirt
From $27.99
Get a Man That Will Chase After You Shirt
From $27.99
Too Many Kids Too Little Alcohol Shirt
From $27.99
Dead To Me Shirt
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Bite Me Shirt
From $28.99
Not Enough Sage Shirt
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Boozin' Through The Holidays Shirt
From $28.99
Men Are Like Shots Shirt
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Dead Tired But Still Flying Shirt
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Just Trying To Keep It Together Shirt
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Shit Stirrers Social Club Shirt
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One Two Freddy's Coming For You Shirt
From $27.99
Time To Stir The Pot Shirt
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Bat Shit Crazy Shirt
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Stay Toxic Skull Shirt
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Be The Whole Problem Shirt
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Too Much Find Less Shirt
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Mentally Unstable Shirt
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Gentle Parenting Dropout Shirt
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You Gotta Stop Water Dead Plants Shirt
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Some Things Are Better Left Unsaid Shirt
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My Common Sense Offends You Shirt
From $27.99
Not A Hugger Shirt
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Mentally Unstable And Well Aware Shirt
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I Find Your Lack Of Ammo Distirbing Shirt
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I Find Your Lack Of Ammo Disturbing Shirt - Women's V-Neck
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Be Patient I'm From The 1900's Shirt
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Sarcastic Shirts for People Who Can’t Keep Quiet

If sarcasm was a sport, you’d be in the Hall of Fame. That’s why our Sarcastic Smartass Tees are made for the side-eyers, the shit-talkers, and the people who can’t just “let it slide.” Each sarcastic shirt is crafted to be a walking punchline, bold enough to get laughs, sharp enough to sting. Forget polite small talk; let your shirt do the work. Salty Grit designs sarcastic t-shirts for people who live unfiltered, unapologetic, and proudly smartass lives.