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Satan Has a Restraining Order Against Me Shirt


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Apparently, even the devil has boundaries. This dark-humor graphic shirt features bold, distressed lettering, blazing flames, a trident, and a restraining order straight from the underworld. The message? “I Can't Go to Hell, Satan Has a Restraining Order Against Me.” Because some people are apparently too much trouble for eternal damnation.

Perfect for sarcastic smartasses, fans of devil-themed humor, and anyone whose sense of humor has taken a questionable turn. If your halo is missing and your reputation precedes you, this one's right up your alley. Hell might be full, but the jokes are just getting started.

● Unisex for a classic fit for men and a "boyfriend" fit for women.

● Crewneck Cotton/Poly Blend

● Tee is super soft and comfortable

● No shrink comfort for a dependable fit wash after wash

● Ribbed collar that won't lose its shape

● Itch Free Tag-less Label

● Double-needle for durability

● Machine wash on cold

● Tumble dry on low

● Designs are printed directly onto the shirt

● Designed in the United States

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