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Offensive T-Shirts That Offend Everyone Equally

Trigger warning: none. These shirts offend everyone equally - wear responsibly.

Warning: these shirts are not safe for snowflakes. At Salty Grit, we believe humor should be raw, unfiltered, and sometimes downright offensive. These tees don’t play nice, they roast, mock, and push buttons on purpose. Wear them when you’re ready to trigger strangers, piss off your in-laws, or just prove you don’t care.
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Weed Mom Pronouns She High Shirt
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Guard Your Nuts Shirt
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Of Course I'm Gay I Went to Catholic School Shirt
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Freedom Fries hoodie
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Plays Well With Others Shirt
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It's Not Smut It's Cliterature
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Moody Bitch Shirt
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You’re Not Alive to Please All These Motherfuckers Shirt
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Waffles Are Just Pancakes Ribbed for Your Pleasure Shirt
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Busier Than a Cucumber In a Women's Prison Shirt
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Blow Me Trumpet Shirt
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Tarot Card The Matriarch Shirt
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Dam That's A Nice Beaver Shirt
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Pat Mccrotch Irish Pub Shirt
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Freedom Fries Shirt
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Lickalotapus Is My Spirit Animal Shirt
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Beaver Pounding Champion Shirt
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Blow Me Shirt
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I'd Hit That Shirt - Cupid
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Big Nick Energy Shirt
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Moister Than An Oyster Shirt
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My Sack Is Huge Shirt
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Well Hung Shirt
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Straight Outta Maga Shirt
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Nutcracker What's Crackin Shirt
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Your Mom Knows I'm Real Shirt
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There's Some Horrors In This House Shirt
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Stop Staring At My Cock Shirt
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Go Deep Throat A Cactus Shirt
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This Santa Loves Going Down Shirt
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Just The Tip Halloween Shirt
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Middle Finger Shirt
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Santa I Deliver All Night Long Shirt
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Freak In The Sheets Shirt
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A Clean Beaver Always Gets More Wood Shirt
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Fuck Off Is My Wingman Shirt
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Morning Wood Shirt
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Oral Skills Wanted Shirt
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Offensive Shirts That Cross the Line (On Purpose)

Some shirts make you smile. These make people uncomfortable. Our Offensive Tees are designed to trigger, annoy, and roast anyone within a 10-foot radius. These are not for the faint of heart, the easily offended, or anyone still writing Yelp reviews. They’re for people who believe laughter is better when it’s brutal, crude, and unfiltered. Salty Grit offensive shirts are bold enough to piss people off and funny enough to make you wear them proudly.