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Offensive T-Shirts That Offend Everyone Equally

Trigger warning: none. These shirts offend everyone equally - wear responsibly.

Warning: these shirts are not safe for snowflakes. At Salty Grit, we believe humor should be raw, unfiltered, and sometimes downright offensive. These tees don’t play nice, they roast, mock, and push buttons on purpose. Wear them when you’re ready to trigger strangers, piss off your in-laws, or just prove you don’t care.
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A Clean Beaver Always Gets More Wood Shirt
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Fuck Off Is My Wingman Shirt
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Morning Wood Shirt
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Oral Skills Wanted Shirt
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F*ck Like the Government T-Shirt
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Triggernometry Shirt - Boyfriend Fit
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I Love Squirters Shirt
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Twatwaffle Shirt
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Eff You See Kay Why Oh You Shirt
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Easily Distracted By Peckers Shirt
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Master Baiter T-Shirt
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Dirty Hoe Shirt
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The Return Shirt - Trump
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Strawberry Jams Shirt
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Hawk Tuah T-Shirt
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Cock Sucker Candy Shop t-shirt
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Cuntcake Bakery t-shirt
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Offensive Shirts That Cross the Line (On Purpose)

Some shirts make you smile. These make people uncomfortable. Our Offensive Tees are designed to trigger, annoy, and roast anyone within a 10-foot radius. These are not for the faint of heart, the easily offended, or anyone still writing Yelp reviews. They’re for people who believe laughter is better when it’s brutal, crude, and unfiltered. Salty Grit offensive shirts are bold enough to piss people off and funny enough to make you wear them proudly.