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Sitting On Your Face T-shirt


$27.99

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Unless I'm Sitting on Your Face, My Weight Is None of Your Business. Consider this your official reminder to mind your damn business. This funny, sarcastic shirt features distressed lettering and cheeky peach graphics for a bold, body-positive statement with plenty of attitude. Perfect for confident women, outspoken friends, besties, and anyone who refuses to entertain unsolicited opinions about their body. A hilarious gift for women who love funny shirts, graphic tee shirts, sarcastic t-shirts, and unapologetic offensive humor apparel.

Unisex for a classic fit for men and a "boyfriend" fit for women.

● Crewneck Cotton/Poly Blend

● Tee is super soft and comfortable

● No shrink comfort for a dependable fit wash after wash

● Ribbed collar that won't lose its shape

● Itch Free Tag-less Label

● Double-needle for durability

● Machine wash on cold

● Tumble dry on low

● Designs are printed directly onto the shirt

● Designed in the United States

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