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Bend Over and I’ll Show You Christmas shirt


$27.99

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If subtle humor isn’t your thing, this shirt is your new holiday uniform. Our Bend Over and I’ll Show You Christmas tee delivers peak sarcastic energy with a perfectly crooked Christmas tree and a not-so-politically-correct punchline inspired by Christmas Vacation. This funny shirt is made for people who prefer offensive humor apparel over cheesy family-friendly vibes and who aren’t afraid to make Grandma clutch her pearls. A must-have graphic tee shirt for Christmas lovers with attitude, holiday smartasses, and gift-givers who enjoy stirring the eggnog.

Unisex for a classic fit for men and a "boyfriend" fit for women.

● Crewneck Cotton/Poly Blend

● Tee is super soft and comfortable

● No shrink comfort for a dependable fit wash after wash

● Ribbed collar that won't lose its shape

● Itch Free Tag-less Label

● Double-needle for durability

● Machine wash on cold

● Tumble dry on low

● Designs are printed directly onto the shirt

● Designed in the United States

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Processing Time: Your item will be shipped out within 3-6 business days

Shipping Time: Please allow 4-7 days for delivery within U.S (2-3 day for priority mail upgrade), 10-15 days for international orders.

*Note holiday delivery times may vary depending on USPS shipping timelines.*