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I'm Not Always a Train Wreck Shirt

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Full steam ahead on the sarcasm express. This shirt is for the self-aware disasters who don’t just admit they’re a train wreck—they slap a whistle on it and ride with pride. Whether you’re spiraling through life with flair or just keeping it derailed for sport, this funny shirt delivers peak hot mess energy. A must-have graphic tee for anyone who’s ever embraced the chaos and yelled “toot toot” while doing it.

● Unisex for a classic fit for men and a "boyfriend" fit for women.

● Crewneck Cotton/Poly Blend

● Tee is super soft and comfortable

● No shrink comfort for a dependable fit wash after wash

● Ribbed collar that won't lose its shape

● Itch Free Tag-less Label

● Double-needle for durability

● Machine wash on cold

● Tumble dry on low

● Designs are printed directly onto the shirt

● Designed in the United States

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Processing Time: Your item will be shipped out within 3-6 business days

Shipping Time: Please allow 4-7 days for delivery within U.S (2-3 day for priority mail upgrade), 10-15 days for international orders.

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