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Here Lies My Mental Stability Shirt


$27.99

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Bury your sanity in style with our “Here Lies My Mental Stability” graphic tee—perfect for those whose grip on reality ghosted them long ago. Featuring a tombstone, ominous crow, and scattered pumpkins, this sarcastic Halloween shirt delivers the perfect mix of dark humor and spooky vibes. Ideal for anyone who embraces their mental chaos, loves offensive humor apparel, and isn’t afraid to scare off political correctness. A killer gift for sarcasm lovers, goth souls, and the delightfully unhinged.

Unisex for a classic fit for men and a "boyfriend" fit for women.

● Crewneck Cotton/Poly Blend

● Tee is super soft and comfortable

● No shrink comfort for a dependable fit wash after wash

● Ribbed collar that won't lose its shape

● Itch Free Tag-less Label

● Double-needle for durability

● Machine wash on cold

● Tumble dry on low

● Designs are printed directly onto the shirt

● Designed in the United States

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