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New Arrivals

Check out the latest Salty Grit apparel for men and women. From sarcastic hoodies and funny sweaters to bold graphic sweatshirts, our new arrivals deliver comfort, attitude, and style. Perfect for anyone who refuses to blend in.

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I Prefer The Villain Shirt
From $27.99
Heather Team Purple Sage Athletic Heather White
Rock Bottom Is Cozy Once You Add Fairy Lights sarcastic skeleton shirt
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Rock Bottom Is Cozy Once You Add Fairy Lights Shirt
From $27.99
Heather Olive Heather Slate Athletic Heather White
Not Cold Blooded Emotionally Detached shirt with snake and flowers
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Not Cold Blooded, Emotionally Detached Shirt
From $27.99
Dark Grey Heather Heather Prism Lilac Athletic Heather White
Just Enough Childhood Trauma to Make Me Funny shirt in distressed font
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Just Enough Childhood Trauma Shirt
From $27.99
Black Heather Heather Navy Heather Olive White
Freedom Patriot 31 shirt honoring Charlie Kirk
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Freedom Patriot 31 Shirt
From $29.99
Red Steel Blue Athletic Heather White
Ammoholic funny shirt with bullet design for gun lovers
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Ammoholic Shirt
From $27.99
Black Heather Maroon Military Green Heather Slate
Funny AR-15 America shirt with periodic table design
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AR15 Periodic Element Shirt
From $27.99
Black Heather Maroon Heather Forest Heather Slate
Funny sarcastic shirt with ducks in a row design
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At Least My Ducks Are In A Row Shirt
From $27.99
Vintage Black Heather Navy Heather Olive Heather Slate
Funny sarcastic shirt with bold text design
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Honest Difficult Takes No Shit Shirt
From $27.99
Heather Prism Lilac Athletic Heather Soft Cream White
Funny sarcastic t-shirt with lobotomy joke
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Ask Me About My Lobotomy Shirt
From $27.99
Dark Grey Heather Heather Slate Athletic Heather White
Funny sarcastic t-shirt with short bus humor
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Short Bus Special Shirt
From $27.99
Heather Olive Heather Slate Sage Athletic Heather
Funny sarcastic t-shirt with chicken dad humor
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Chicken Dads Have the Best Peckers Shirt
From $27.99
Black Heather Maroon Heather Olive Heather Slate
Funny sarcastic yoga shirt with opossum playing dead
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Today's Yoga Pose Is Downward Spiral Shirt
From $27.99
Heather Orchid Athletic Heather Soft Cream White
Funny sarcastic shirt with You Into Pronouns Let Me She Them Titties slogan
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You Into Pronouns? Let Me She/Them Titties Shirt
From $27.99
Black Heather Heather Navy Dark Grey Heather
Funny sarcastic shirt with I’ll Get Over It I Just Need To Be Dramatic First text
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I’ll Get Over It, I Just Need To Be Dramatic First shirt
From $27.99
Sage Heather Prism Peach Athletic Heather White
Funny weed mom shirt with sarcastic pronouns She/High text
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Weed Mom Pronouns She High Shirt
From $27.99
Heather Orchid Sage Athletic Heather Soft Cream
Funny Guard Your Nuts shirt with tactical squirrel holding AR
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Guard Your Nuts Shirt
From $27.99
Pebble Sage Athletic Heather White
Funny sarcastic t-shirt Adventure Is Out There But So Are Serial Killers
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Adventure Is Out There But So Are Serial Killers Shirt
From $27.99
Steel Blue Athletic Heather Soft Cream White
Beautifully Broken funny sarcastic t-shirt
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Beautifully Broken shirt
From $27.99
Black Maroon Dark Grey Heather Heather Slate
Still Hot Just in Flashes funny menopause shirt
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Still Hot Just In Flashes Shirt
From $27.99
Sage Athletic Heather Soft Cream White
So Many Hoes So Little Time funny gardening shirt
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So Many Hoes So Little Time Shirt
From $27.99
Heather Olive Heather Clay Steel Blue Athletic Heather
Emotional Support Dumpster Fire funny sarcastic shirt
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Emotional Support Dumpster Fire Shirt
From $27.99
Heather Olive Steel Blue Athletic Heather White
Goeth and Fucketh Thyself funny sarcastic shirt
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Goeth And Fucketh Tyself Shirt
From $27.99
Black Heather Dark Grey Heather Heather Olive Heather Slate
Totally Bat Shit Crazy funny Halloween shirt
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Totally Bat Shit Crazy Shirt
From $27.99
Heather Team Purple Sage Athletic Heather White
Of Course I’m Gay I Went To Catholic School funny shirt
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Of Course I'm Gay I Went to Catholic School Shirt
From $27.99
Black Heather Maroon Heather Forest Heather Slate
My Favorite Essential Oil Is Chloroform funny shirt
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My Favorite Essential Oil Is Chloroform Shirt
From $27.99
Heather Orchid Athletic Heather Baby Blue White
Certified Menace to Society funny graphic tee shirt
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Certified Menace To Society Shirt
From $27.99
Black Heather Maroon Heather Navy Heather Olive
Funny graphic tee Admit It Life Would Be Boring Without Me
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LIfe Would Be Boring Without Me Shirt
From $27.99
Heather Clay Sage Athletic Heather White
Funny graphic tee Honest Difficult & Takes No Shit
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Honest Difficult Takes No Shit Shirt
From $27.99
Black Heather Maroon Heather Navy Asphalt
Funny Gen X hat with sarcastic “Raised on Hose Water & Neglect” design
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Generation X Distressed Hat
$29.99
Funny hoodie with Second Amendment Freedom Fries graphic
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Freedom Fries hoodie
From $39.99
Sport Grey White
Funny graphic hoodie with F-Caw-F crow design
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F-Caw-F Hoodie
From $39.99
Red Ash White
Plays Well with Others funny shirt with upside down pineapple
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Plays Well With Others Shirt
From $27.99
Black Heather Maroon Heather Forest White
Moody Highland cow funny shirt with coffee and sunglasses
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Highland Cow Moody Shirt
From $27.99
Heather Mauve Sage Athletic Heather White
f You Want Soft Serve volleyball funny shirt sarcastic graphic tee
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If You Want Soft Serve Go Get Ice Cream Shirt
From $27.99
Heather Red Heather Team Purple Athletic Heather White
Funny sarcastic shirt with sourdough bread and starter jar saying “Mama Makes the Dough”
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Mama Makes the Dough Shirt
From $27.99
Sage Heather Natural Ash White
emotional-support-husband-do-not-pet-sarcastic-shirt
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Emotional Support Husband Do Not Pet Shirt
From $27.99
Black Dark Grey Heather Heather Olive Heather Slate
Funny sarcastic shirt with open book and flowers saying “It’s Not Smut, It’s Cliterature”
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It's Not Smut It's Cliterature
From $27.99
Heather Mauve Heather Carolina Blue Athletic Heather White
Funny sarcastic t-shirt with raccoon holding coffee and peace sign saying “Bit of a Mess but Doing My Best”
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Bit Of A Mess But Doing My Best Shirt
From $27.99
Heather Mauve Sage Athletic Heather White
Funny sarcastic Halloween t-shirt with “Here Lies My Mental Stability” tombstone design
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Here Lies My Mental Stability Shirt
From $27.99
Heather Team Purple Sage Athletic Heather White