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Flight Was Never An Option Hoodie

$39.99
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Flight Was Never an Option. Because when you’re a penguin, you don’t need wings that work - you need tactical gear and a solid mission plan. This hilarious graphic hoodie features a fully geared-up penguin ready for Flightless Ops, making it perfect for anyone who appreciates sarcastic humor, ridiculous military-style puns, and unapologetically stupid jokes. Great for fans of funny hoodies, graphic hoodies, sarcastic sweatshirts, and offensive humor apparel, this is the perfect gift for penguin lovers, veterans, military humor fans, sarcastic friends, and anyone who knows that sometimes the mission was doomed before it started. Penguins can’t fly. The penguin knows it. You should too.

● Unisex for a classic sleeve fit for men and a "boyfriend" fit for women.

● Crewneck Cotton/Poly Blend

● Hoodie is super soft and comfortable

● No shrink comfort for a dependable fit wash after wash

● Ribbed collar that won't loose its shape

● Itch Free Tag-less Label

● Double needle for durability

● Machine was on cold

● Tumble dry on low

● Designs are printed directly onto the shirt

● Designed in the United States

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Processing Time: Your item will be shipped out within 3-6 business days

Shipping Time: Please allow 4-7 days for delivery within U.S (2-3 day for priority mail upgrade), 10-15 days for international orders.

*Note holiday delivery times may vary depending on USPS shipping timelines.*

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