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Zombies Eat Brains Don't Worry You're Safe Shirt


$27.99

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If zombies eat brains, you’ve got absolutely nothing to worry about. This funny shirt brings graveyard humor to life with a sarcastic punch straight from the undead. Featuring a horde of brain-hungry zombies wandering a cemetery and a brutal dose of truth, it’s perfect for anyone who loves offensive humor apparel and a solid Halloween roast. Rock this graphic tee shirt and remind the world that stupidity might actually save lives—at least during the apocalypse. Sarcastic t-shirts just hit a new low, and we’re here for it.

Unisex for a classic fit for men and a "boyfriend" fit for women.

● Crewneck Cotton/Poly Blend

● Tee is super soft and comfortable

● No shrink comfort for a dependable fit wash after wash

● Ribbed collar that won't lose its shape

● Itch Free Tag-less Label

● Double-needle for durability

● Machine wash on cold

● Tumble dry on low

● Designs are printed directly onto the shirt

● Designed in the United States

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