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Busier Than a Cucumber In a Women's Prison Shirt


$27.99

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Busy? Understatement of the year. This funny shirt says it all – with a cucumber that’s clearly seen some things. If your schedule is as jam-packed as a cucumber in a women's prison, this sarcastic t-shirt is your kind of chaos. Perfect for those who juggle a million things and still manage to keep their sense of offensive humor (and questionable innuendos) intact. It's crude, clever, and proudly gives zero forks about being politically correct. Wear it loud and wrong.

Unisex for a classic fit for men and a "boyfriend" fit for women.

● Crewneck Cotton/Poly Blend

● Tee is super soft and comfortable

● No shrink comfort for a dependable fit wash after wash

● Ribbed collar that won't lose its shape

● Itch Free Tag-less Label

● Double-needle for durability

● Machine wash on cold

● Tumble dry on low

● Designs are printed directly onto the shirt

● Designed in the United States

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