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Ask Me About My Lobotomy Shirt


$27.99

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If your brain’s already half gone from dealing with life’s nonsense, why not lean into it? Our “Ask Me About My Lobotomy” funny shirt is dark humor at its best - sarcastic, inappropriate, and unapologetically offensive. Perfect for fans of graphic tee shirts, sarcastic t-shirts, and offensive humor apparel, this design makes it clear you’re not here for small talk. Whether you’re shopping for yourself or hunting for the ultimate gag gift, this tee delivers a punchline that’s as blunt as your sense of humor.

Unisex for a classic fit for men and a "boyfriend" fit for women.

● Crewneck Cotton/Poly Blend

● Tee is super soft and comfortable

● No shrink comfort for a dependable fit wash after wash

● Ribbed collar that won't lose its shape

● Itch Free Tag-less Label

● Double-needle for durability

● Machine wash on cold

● Tumble dry on low

● Designs are printed directly onto the shirt

● Designed in the United States

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Shipping Time: Please allow 4-7 days for delivery within U.S (2-3 day for priority mail upgrade), 10-15 days for international orders.

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