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LGBT Shirts with Zero Rainbow BS

Let’s be real, not every gay, lesbian, or trans person wants to wrap themselves in rainbows and parade slogans. This collection is for the old-school crowd that remembers when being gay meant surviving Catholic school, bad fashion, and worse jokes. Our LGBT shirts poke fun at ourselves, side-eye the “alphabet mafia,” and celebrate humor over hashtags. From “Of course I’m gay, I went to Catholic school” to “$20 is $20,” these tees are for the unapologetic, sarcastic, and proudly unfiltered side of the community. If you want rainbow glitter, look elsewhere. If you want sharp wit and bold laughs, you’re in the right place.
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Sounds Gay I'm In t-shirt
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Funny sarcastic t-shirt with lobotomy joke
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Ask Me About My Lobotomy Shirt
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Dark Grey Heather Heather Slate Athletic Heather White
Funny sarcastic shirt with You Into Pronouns Let Me She Them Titties slogan
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You Into Pronouns? Let Me She/Them Titties Shirt
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Black Heather Heather Navy Dark Grey Heather
Of Course I’m Gay I Went To Catholic School funny shirt
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Of Course I'm Gay I Went to Catholic School Shirt
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Black Heather Maroon Heather Forest Heather Slate

Funny LGBT Shirts Without the Rainbow BS

Not every gay or lesbian wants glitter and parade slogans. Our LGBT collection is for the old-school crowd that laughs at itself and side-eyes the alphabet mafia. These funny gay shirts are sarcastic, unapologetic, and completely free of rainbow-washing. From “Of course I’m gay, I went to Catholic school” to “$20 is $20,” these tees are for the community members who know humor is better than hashtags. If you want pride parade gear, look elsewhere. If you want sarcasm and grit, you’re home.