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You Would Make Great Fertilizer Shirt


$27.99

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For the gardener who loves their plants just a little more than people—this one’s for you. Our “You Would Make Great Fertilizer” funny shirt is the perfect blend of dark humor and botanical sass. Featuring a garden scene with a buried skull and thriving plants, this graphic tee shirt is pure inappropriate humor for the plant-obsessed who aren’t afraid to get a little unhinged. Whether you're a sarcastic t-shirt collector or a crazy plant lady with murder in your eyes (and a watering can in your hand), this offensive humor apparel tells it like it is—political correctness be damned.

Unisex for a classic fit for men and a "boyfriend" fit for women.

● Crewneck Cotton/Poly Blend

● Tee is super soft and comfortable

● No shrink comfort for a dependable fit wash after wash

● Ribbed collar that won't lose its shape

● Itch Free Tag-less Label

● Double-needle for durability

● Machine wash on cold

● Tumble dry on low

● Designs are printed directly onto the shirt

● Designed in the United States

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