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All Men Are Cremated Equally Shirt

$27.99

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Equal rights? Sure. Equal roasting? Absolutely. Our “All Men Are Cremated Equal” tee puts a dark, sarcastic spin on the Constitution and cranks up the offensive humor just in time for spooky season. Featuring a witch stirring a skeleton in a bubbling cauldron, this funny shirt is perfect for those who like their sarcastic t-shirts served with a side of fire and a middle finger to political correctness. Ideal for Halloween, constitutional puns, and anyone who knows some guys just need to be simmered down.

● Unisex for a classic fit for men and a "boyfriend" fit for women.

● Crewneck Cotton/Poly Blend

● Tee is super soft and comfortable

● No shrink comfort for a dependable fit wash after wash

● Ribbed collar that won't lose its shape

● Itch Free Tag-less Label

● Double-needle for durability

● Machine wash on cold

● Tumble dry on low

● Designs are printed directly onto the shirt

● Designed in the United States

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