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Why Take the High Road When You Can Take the Psycho Path Shirt


$27.99

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Why take the high road when the psycho path has better cocktails? This funny shirt is for the unapologetically unhinged, the classy chaos queens, and anyone who ditched polite society for sarcasm and sass. With a lady holding a martini like a weapon of choice, this graphic tee delivers just the right amount of offensive humor wrapped in retro elegance. If you’ve got a dark sense of humor and zero interest in taking the mature route, this sarcastic t-shirt is your new mood.

Unisex for a classic fit for men and a "boyfriend" fit for women.

● Crewneck Cotton/Poly Blend

● Tee is super soft and comfortable

● No shrink comfort for a dependable fit wash after wash

● Ribbed collar that won't lose its shape

● Itch Free Tag-less Label

● Double-needle for durability

● Machine wash on cold

● Tumble dry on low

● Designs are printed directly onto the shirt

● Designed in the United States

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