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Hoos Ready to Be Petty Shirt


$27.99

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Not all heroes wear capes—some sip coffee in trees and plot petty vengeance at dawn. This funny shirt screams sarcasm louder than a morning owl on espresso. “Hoos Ready to Be Petty” is the official uniform for button-pushers, side-eye legends, and those who believe a little drama with breakfast is just good manners. It’s the graphic tee shirt that says: "I came for the caffeine and stayed for the chaos."

Unisex for a classic fit for men and a "boyfriend" fit for women.

● Crewneck Cotton/Poly Blend

● Tee is super soft and comfortable

● No shrink comfort for a dependable fit wash after wash

● Ribbed collar that won't lose its shape

● Itch Free Tag-less Label

● Double-needle for durability

● Machine wash on cold

● Tumble dry on low

● Designs are printed directly onto the shirt

● Designed in the United States

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