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All My Systems Are Nervous Shirt


$27.99

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Running on caffeine, anxiety, and dark humor? Same. This “All My Systems Are Nervous” shirt delivers retro wave vibes with a side of mental instability. Perfect for anyone holding it together with duct tape and sarcasm, this funny graphic tee is your new uniform for surviving the chaos with a twitch and a smile. Ideal for those who laugh through the panic and flip the bird to toxic positivity—this one’s for the beautifully unhinged.

Unisex for a classic fit for men and a "boyfriend" fit for women.

● Crewneck Cotton/Poly Blend

● Tee is super soft and comfortable

● No shrink comfort for a dependable fit wash after wash

● Ribbed collar that won't lose its shape

● Itch Free Tag-less Label

● Double-needle for durability

● Machine wash on cold

● Tumble dry on low

● Designs are printed directly onto the shirt

● Designed in the United States

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