The Mom Survival Guide: How Not to Lose Your Shit Before Lunch
Let’s give moms the credit they deserve. It takes Olympic-level grit to make it through a single day without saying WTF 100 times or considering tequila in your coffee. Between screaming kids, endless snack requests, and that one PTA mom who thinks she’s the CEO of cupcakes, it’s a miracle you haven’t staged a walkout.
Daily Struggles That Deserve a Medal
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The Snack Marathon: No matter how much food you buy, your kid will act like you’re starving them.
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Homework Hell: Third grade math? Sorry, kid, mom’s tapping out.
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Bedtime Battles: They’re tired until you say “bedtime,” then suddenly it’s Coachella in the living room.
How Moms Actually Survive
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Deep breaths that are really just silent screams.
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Cold drinks hidden in “mommy’s cup.”
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Sarcastic T-shirts that say what you’re really thinking without traumatizing the children.
Gritty Tip of the Week
Motherhood is like a group project where everyone depends on you and no one reads the instructions. Your best bet? Laugh, drink, and wear something that speaks fluent sarcasm.
The Grit Fix
When the kids push you to the edge, your wardrobe should pull you back. Throw on a shirt that makes your mood clear before you open your mouth. Check out the latest mom-life saviors here → Salty Grit Tees
Final Flip
Being a mom is the hardest job out there. But with sarcasm, grit, and maybe a shirt that says “Go Ask Your Dad,” you’ll survive today without turning into the headline on tomorrow’s news.
Cheers, bitches. 🍺
