I’m on 500mg of Fuckitol Shirt
Unisex for a classic fit for men and a "Boyfriend" fit for women.
Fit is true to size. We recommend your true size for a loose fit or size down for a fitted fit.
Size guide
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
| Length (inches) | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 33 |
| Width (inches) | 18 | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 |
Don't Worry I’m on 500mg of Fuckitol – Ask Your Doctor if Shutting Up Is Right for You When life gets too loud and people get too stupid, it’s time to pop your daily dose of “not my problem.” This funny shirt featuring a pill bottle and spilled pills boldly labeled 500mg of Fuckitol is the perfect prescription for those who’ve had it up to here. Whether it’s work, family, or the general population testing your patience, this sarcastic t-shirt says what you’re really thinking—loudly and hilariously. A must-have graphic tee shirt for fans of offensive humor and professional bullshit-dodgers.
● Unisex for a classic fit for men and a "boyfriend" fit for women.
● Crewneck Cotton/Poly Blend
● Tee is super soft and comfortable
● No shrink comfort for a dependable fit wash after wash
● Ribbed collar that won't lose its shape
● Itch Free Tag-less Label
● Double-needle for durability
● Machine wash on cold
● Tumble dry on low
● Designs are printed directly onto the shirt
● Designed in the United States
Shipping
Processing Time: Your item will be shipped out within 3-6 business days
Shipping Time: Please allow 4-7 days for delivery within U.S (2-3 day for priority mail upgrade), 10-15 days for international orders.
*Note holiday delivery times may vary depending on USPS shipping timelines.*
